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Asshole is Full of Boiling Goo Again because i Ate a Cheddar Cheese Sandwich with Lettuce and Mayo and Dijon Mustard and Had a Dream about Having a Huge Transparent Painful Pus Filled Bubble Growing from the Bridge of My Nose

Every time my Wife says She is Fat i want to Put My Fist Through Her Head for Saying Something So Unspeakably Cruel about My Beautiful Petite Wife.

Hawk Tuah! Suck on that cock!

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Eternal Sandwich of the Braless Wife

They Gotta Bring Back that Soothing For Your T-Zone Shit they Used to Have in Cigarettes Cause my Eyebrows are Filled with Dandruff and My Forehead is Itchy As Hell

Last night I died and this is a new life

i Don’t Know about You but i Died when i Was 19

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When My Wife Arrives I’m Gonna Fuck Her Lights Out

Fuck you

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ABV stands for Age Bex Vocation

Yeah and By The Looks of em They Deserve It

i Want to Hear Jerma Say The F Slur So Bad

My Life Flashing Before my Eyes when i Die and It’s 90% Me Sitting around Watching TV