Ad agencies have severely overestimated the amount of Kevin Hart the American people can stomach. He's like Chris Tucker except nobody cares if he lives or dies
People are saying Caleb Williams could be the next great USC QB. He might be as great as Mark Sanchez, or Matt Barkley. Really, the sky's the limit when you play football in LA and you're the only QB that ESPN cares about
You don't have to listen to anything the Dirty Jobs guy says. For one thing, he's never actually held a 'dirty job' in his life, just broadcasting. For another thing, he has a Mike Rowe Penis. Lmao
The richest girl in the world, billionaire Athena Onassis, celebrated her tenth birthday this week. What's it like to be the richest girl in the world? Well, to give you some idea - at the party, they had two cakes.
What's up everyone, we're Severe Tire Damage! You can catch our improv shows every Thursday evening for Comedy Holocaust at the Jared Fogle Performing Arts Center (20-year naming rights deal, sorry)
Just got abducted by one of those doe-eyed Nathan Pyle aliens. He asked me if I wanted a 'saturated William' while pointing his finger at me. Before I could answer, I blacked out and woke up in a ditch, ears soaked...
Well it finally happened: my haters somehow got footage of me kneeling at my bedside and saying my prayers before tucking myself in. Ah, I had the little nightcap and everything..