"London is a warzone, which you wouldn't know from your metropolitan bubble of um eh London"

"Building a dynasty" you're a director at Twat and Sons. Not the king of medieval France.

Writers of fiction have never written anything that parallels real life. That's just not a thing artists do. I am a very smart intellectual.

Then admitted it, just because Bono is that annoying.

If only there were an organisation responsible for public safety who could make these decisions on a case by case basis.

Whole new ways of saying "I'm doing nothing" being invented right here.

And whose pocket are you in when you call for the disarming of Ukraine?

I'm sorry. What group has the military infrastructure to launch that kind of attack on the UK?

Won't someone think of the tool thieves

Ben here, correctly points out that doctors are pretty important to our wellbeing. He just doesn't think that should be reflected in their pay.

Pop socialism will kill us

Good

There are, they're called The Legion.

There are people on this website who think British foreign policy is run through the Prime Minister's personal twitter account.

My favourite thing about my GP, is they have eskewed the tyranny of the GP receptionist. If I need an appointment I phone them and ask and they give me a list of slots and I pick one.

Genuinely the funniest tweet I've ever read

Owen Jones literally doing the bit from Yes, Prime Minister. "We should give every support short of help"

These have to be the saddest sacks on the internet.

Remind me what language they speak in Cuba?

Something something, piss ups, something something, breweries.