Quite pleased with herself, actually.

Another day, another dog making a familiar request.

It's a constant source of sadness to me that the 8.39pm train users will not be shamed by the 5.39-7.39pm commuters got their use of space. I bet she's going to Cambridge too - and is therefore in the wrong carriage 😸

Outrageous levels of pink dahlia this morning.

What on earth is this absolute bollocks I've stumbled across? 😂 That last one is <chef's kiss>

Remarkably excited about this book I've bought today at Helmsley Walled Garden 😊

Runswick Bay🖤🤍

The phantom menace. Actually, just a menace.

What fresh hell is this? It's just got to position 90,000 too! #Oasis

Found this lad/ladette cruising the drive like a crazy thing. Relocated to a fuchsia in my stumpery, hopefully now to do their thing.

Nosy neighbour demands to know why I'm stealing HIS plums

My leg has been dribbled on, covered in hairs, and now claimed for a pillow 🖤🤍

To be clear: I don't have children. I've never wanted children, they just aren't for me, & that's fine. I have never begrudged any other woman maternity pay, free school meals, child support, or education costs coming from the taxes I pay. It's what we do as a part of society.

Nosy - and apparently very brave - neighbour

"human Peter Rabbit" 🤣🤣

No one will convince me that the government alert to my phone is more effective than a dalmatian getting ready to vom on the landing for getting me up at 5am.