Just another day of being amazing.

Coffee tastes better when you don’t have to Monday.

I’m disappointed in the lack of butthole tweets today.

What base is it when they don’t send a good morning beautiful to your butthole?

Woke up not having to Monday.

Morning buttholes.

I see you like butthole tweets. Followed.

Not to brag but I only come here to brag.

i’m only good in theory, in reality i’m fucking great

At this point I'm only still tweeting to annoy strangers

I'm going to offer my grammar- and spelling check services to OnlyFans women. "You mean you wish you could get your pussy EATEN not 'ate,' PantyNectar69."

If English has the word "orgasm" then it should also have the word "pianoasm."

Not to brag but I will.

Buttholes need good morning beautiful messages too.

Another day, another butthole tweet.

What base is it when they like your butthole tweets?

My butthole tweets aren’t for everyone.

Don’t “bro” me unless you know me, motherfucker.

Imagine meeting your soulmate and they call you “bro.”

Tell my soulmate I said goodnight.