Making my Twitter debut in 2022. I’m not sure where I’ve been either

Matt Hancock spluttering all over The Diary CEO will be today’s listening

My favourite days of the year ranked, probably controversially: 1.Halloween 2.Pancake Day 3.Christmas

Found out that today I am 10,000 days old. Does this warrant a happy birthday? I feel existentially confused 🎈

You asked, we delivered. Introducing Duolingo Air ✈️ Our new airline will offer in-flight Duolingo lessons to equip you with the lingo needed for your trip! 1st flight will be London > Dublin to celebrate the 7m learners starting our Irish course 🇮🇪 bit.ly/3qRj3Qp

Next week, Scotland plays Ukraine in the #WorldCup play-offs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽️🇺🇦 To show how football brings us together, we’re teaching fans how to sing the Ukrainian national anthem to stand and sing, united with Ukraine at the #SCOUKR game on Wednesday. Want to get involved, stay tuned ✨

.Greater Anglia the rail replacement service to London Liverpool St from Witham is an absolute disgrace. I am having to wait two hours in a queue for a bus to my birthday plans that I am late for. How have you organised this so badly?