I get jealous, I get mad, I get worried, I get curious. But that's only because I love you so much and I don't wanna lose you.

"It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final." - Roger Babson

It�s funny how you wanna take my picture and it�s like your first time, playing with the camera claiming that �It�s not mine�

"But officer, this IS my costume. I'm banana nut bread! If I put clothes on, I'm just a normal guy holding a slice of bread."

Every girl wants a gentleman. <3

Don't say you hate your life, cause it can be gone in a instant. Be thankful for what you have, cause you never know what will happen next.

Grammar jokes are funny: The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

"God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas but for scars." - Elbert Hubbard

Slut jokes are just whoreable.

"I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward." - Thomas Edison

I hate texting people who don't use smileys. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot.

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." - J.K. Rowling

I don't trust people with eggs as their twitcon.

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

"We don't see things as they are. We see things as we are." - Anais Nin

"My memory is so bad..." "How bad is it?" "...How bad is what?"

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." - Chuck Palahniuk

Every girl has that one guy she goes back to, heartbreak after heartbreak and nobody knows why, not even her. And she just can't let go.

"It is a good thing to be rich, it is a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be beloved of many friends." - Euripides

"You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist." - Friedrich Nietzsche