"Funny Tweets ☔️🌨☃️: Me: I got my first speeding ticket today Friend: What for? Me: Murder, I got it for murder."Niell Jordaan

"#RugbyFifteen.com:Jip you read correctly. Billy Twelvetrees. Suddenly Spanner Pretorius and Ligtoring Landman seems quite alright@NiellJordaan

Francois Botha is getting cocky after he passed the drug test. We all know what happened in his maths test in matric.

Must they go naked? Shutup!! RT Not Peter de Villiers: Why do murderers wear suits to court hearings? Out of respect? For who? The victim or the judge

Can I please get a RT!! I'm like your biggest fan man!!!haha. Sterkte met vanand tjom!! @doefbal onthou net #tuksISniks

"Manly Asshole: I just saw Paranormal Activity. My wife successfully parallel parked."Niell Jordaan Carel Thys. Ludwig Diener

"Alan Garner: Easter: The day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face" Niell Jordaan Thys

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"Funny Tweets ☔️🌨☃️: Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you."Niell Jordaan

Is darm nou lus vir n paar lang biere saam @doefbal

"ShitNoOneSayss_: I wish my face had more pimples."Jolene Ferreira

"Dane Sherratt: Finally Got my Car!! #CY yeahhhhh" ooh bliksem #dangerOnTheRoad

Rod Tucker and Sri Lanka in cahoots?? Definitely their 12th man. #shocker #SSCricket

Willie Viljoen arrives today 😋 xxx