@ianwrose heard some twonk on the radio saying the "good" thing about free schools is that the teachers don't need a qualification. Hmm.

Wasps need satnav and a sense of personal space.

Break a tree root up in her shrimp. Classic BLR tumblr.com/Zzl-qwAGTR9f

Allez les bleus

Good morning from Douglas, Isle of Man.

@ianwrose nice one Mr Rose, ya big tub thumper!

@ianwrose A todo list should be like a pocket and not like an attic.

@ianwrose good luck

IOC grand fromage Jack Rogge laying down his action now. He has the charisma of a long-forgotten haddock chowder in a shed.

@AidanBurleyMP oops, it would appear that you are a Grade A twat.

Is it just me or did Macca just give the big finish before he started?

@ianwrose don't know, but #bbcqt is a hoot.

Off to Loch Leven's Larder for lunch. Might get a walk after if the rain stops.

About to go out guising - no mask required. Maybe I'll get more sweets than Callum?

Bargain Font - Ikea making Verdana large. Look at that capital I. And the Futura is still in the background! http://twitpic.com/nv4jx

Sunny day: logs first, then horse, supermarket, cook lunch and eat. Stress is killing me.

water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink (well, not without purification tablets)

Just reinstalled twitter clients to Macbook and iPhone. Still not sure if it's a good thing. Time will tell.

@ianwrose needs a good slapping for his lack of Local Hero banter.

Went fishing for cod and didn't catch any. Caught 7 shark instead!