You can’t get anymore red flags than single man in his thirties that trains cutting horses.

If you didn’t raise it or train it, quit fucking bragging about it…

The touch of other human beings is not worth it.

There are only 2 options: A: have lots of acreage, raise beef, teach my kids to ride & rope. B: live in a small house near the beach and surf all day and never get out of a bathing suite. ⚡️🖤🌊🐮🏄‍♀️🌵

i love girls that smile back, that’s pretty bitch energy

Cowgirls- great 🍑’s if you can ignore our saddle sores 🥲

I don’t care what you wear to the NFR, but I do care if you call yourself the voice of the rodeo & ag industry and have never once said anything about active rodeo ban and anti-agriculture legislation happening in the US. & I’ll say that every year ‼️

True statement

This is a message to the industry at large; please plant me!! I feel like that would be very chill and I wouldn’t mind at all.

Support your local canner, “rescue” those horses “destined for slaughter” for $1000 more than they were bought for. 😂😂 Business men doing business.

new plan tho

Favorite horse names from the APHA World Show (in order): The Divorce Attorney Ginger Lives Matter Kiss My Candied Asset Off Like A Prom Dress Say My Name Daddy Missing My Daddy SHR Sotally Tober Vincent Van Slow Double Scotch Martini Gunroses For Cowboy

Man, I’d love to go to the bar with you guys but I already promised the dog we would have book club tonight, maybe next time…

Me telling my colt starter, “if he’s suicidal let me know. I don’t want anybody getting hurt. From the canner he came, and to the canner he can return.”

being a yapper is so funny sometimes, like what am i even saying