Urgh why do we have to beg them for this? chng.it/4FNTn5dL via Change.org Australia

This is it, Everyone! #COVIDー19 #COVIDIOTS

For the love of everything, give him more treats

Lyle Shelton saying we need to rethink the ABC. 1000% we need to rethink years of gutting its budget and then double it. The ABC has kept this country together through the bushfires and now COVID. It's a national treasure and there's never been a clearer time to see its value

The monster that cut Turkish Delight from the Cadbury Australia Favourites lineup needs to go to prison.

Today is the 19th day since Australia's 5000 pokies venues were shut. Given we lose $38m a day on the pokies, that's a community stimulus worth $722m so far. Retweet this if you reckon suburban pokies rooms should be the very last thing that resumes as the clamps come off.

High Court unanimously rules warrant relied upon by Australian Federal Police to authorise search of press gallery journalist Annika Smethurst was invalid and should be quashed.

TRUMP

Fuck yeah this is the good stuff. I’m tuning in when I get out of work. Thanks John Osborne!

How did it first get on air with such basic facts wrong? Apology NOT accepted. Stop this racist BS, we are tired.

We’ve all worked with someone like Dan Andrews. Takes responsibility. Steadies the ship. Never stops working. Buck stops with him. And we’ve all worked with a Scott Morrison too. Never takes responsibility. Lies. Lies to back up lies. Shouty. Tense. Gets away with doing nothing

I love this.

Really sad to say it but The Age is shower of shit and actively hurting the state of Victoria. Need to cancel my subscription, be great if someone could bootleg the daily crossword?

Those hacks The Age are writhing with embarrassment. They chucked the kitchen sink at Dan Andrews and couldn’t make a dent. Now they’re down to tossing their last couple of ciggie butts. The people of Victoria see right through it. We’re cracking in and winning. Thanks Dan.

So Credlin is happy to cast Michael O'Brien as Trump in this one?

The Hachiku record is out today on Milk! Records and it’s so beautiful. It’s odd and sweet and thoughtful. It’s good for you. open.spotify.com/album/7rVnF99y…

Home Alone is my favourite Christmas movie by a mile, but WHY doesn’t he eat the macaroni cheese?

How incredible is this 😍 Received this amazing surprise today... it’s an embroided tactile version of our 12 week baby scan, so for the first time as a blind dad to be, I’m able to build a picture of our baby scan through touch ❤️ Can’t describe how amazing this is 😍

Craig McLachlan making a fucking Logies speech on the steps of the courthouse. Fuck that creep.