To be "far-left" is, definitionally, to be anti-fascist you dumb prick. Are you one of these dipshits who actually think cities are being burned to the ground?

Turkçe zor

Man: why is the speed of light that? God: what Man: the speed of light in a vacuum is 299,792,458 meters per second… why? God: first of all, the speed of light is 1 dumbass

I don't know for sure but I think the sunni-shia schism is based around whether The Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) was an Xbox or a Playstation guy

No we can't do this again, I can't handle not seeing myself in the circles of the accounts I love but don't interact with enough

Comedy night with my beautiful wife (not pictured, but exists)

Fuck me, the penetration test for your cert is really hard if you've never used any of the dozen tools they refer to the specific syntax of

Did you sign paperwork allowing your child to learn about fractions? The chemical properties of water? How skin works? Of course not, because people just need to know things and how genitals work is among those things, you pathetic whiner.

I just won the chili cook-off in my office

I'd pay a thousand for a console with full mod support

If they haven't Great Replaced you specifically, we don't have enough yet

No there isn't you dolt

There is nothing more pathetic than a man who lists "submissive" as a desired trait for a woman. Unfathomably bitchmade behavior

Why is my entire feed populated exclusively by the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet

And yet his soul is marching on

JESUS CHRIST LANA, THE HELIUM!!!

I am such a slut for this stuff