I love my pet dick hes called Andrew Patterson

I once got so horny that I couldn't stop masturbating so I drove round chelmsford all day whilst getting off to some rita ora #thegoodolddays

is there a way to dye your cum so when it comes out it is rainbow coloured

help my foot wont fit up my asshole any tips?

MY DICK IS THROBBING SOMEONE SUCK IT ALREADY

I cant stop touching @needyyavenue's leg omg it's making me horny hELP

why have gravy on a roast when you can have cum 💦

I dont feel myself anymore I am just a passenger of my existence idk

I miss london

I am leaving an appreciation tweet for my gf @needyyavenue, because she allows me to look forward to the future, but also makes me so happy in the present. she doesn't realize her impact or importance in mine and other peoples lives.

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my mum blames me for how she has done nothing with her life and I am stuck at home, she is talking about killing herself and talking to pretend people on the phone help 😭😭😭

I love how as a man, even if people say "it's okay to cry", you still feel completely emasculated and like you aren't even worthy of having a gf, or basically breathing and feeling like you have failed life for not being where you want to be.

hey. i’ve had this idea for a while now and i would like to start the idea now so that it gives everyone time to get ready. if you see this, please please retweet to reach a higher audience. more information will come closer to the date :)

#stayathomewithari

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