If you have a Twitter account and tweet several times a week, please understand you a weird person. You are not representative of the general population. There’s something wrong with you that isn’t wrong with normal people.

I really hope Clarence Carter’s ‘Back Door Santa’ appearing on this place of business’s Christmas music playlist was the work of someone as waggish as myself and not just some oversight

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“You can prepare me a small, rhesus-negative Bloody Mary.”

Rewatching Curb and serendipitously S3E9 is a Christmas episode.

I think we can all agree the funniest story of the last three years is all the VCs/tech people becoming inflation hawks because it was a good narrative to pump their crypto bags. And then the Fed hiked rates and their industry was the first to get vaporized.

More than 700 people were killed by cars in WA last year. We know that higher hood heights and more weight makes vehicles more dangerous, especially to pedestrians. Today I introduced legislation that would require sellers to disclose that risk. app.leg.wa.gov/billsummary?Bi…

I’m old, I don’t care anymore, and I don’t want to “set up” anything. For good and for ill, this place was a glorified IRC network. It ends with a whimper. Good night and good luck.

RIP Jack Rebney, to this day I still use “Will ya do me a kindness?” to ask for a favor

The new Zelda game has taught me that I could never have assassinated Shinzo Abe. My contraptions are so weak

james spader crash fanedit

hear shart attack

who would win? one category 4 hurricane OR thousands of square miles of impervious surface

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15 years of the inexplicable youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xC…

Management sim set during the Bronze Age collapse where you are a metals trader and increasingly have to pass off inferior grades of copper

what if the blackberry clickwheel, but it doesn’t really click per se and isn’t a wheel