My husband just said "I told you, if you have that much energy, you are to clean up. If you don't have energy, then go to bed." I walked straight into my pjs and into bed. 🤷‍♀️ I don't have energy for any of this...

Drinking and hiding the Elf for the kiddos to find the next morning, leads to great mystery for all!! #dontdrinkandhidetheElf

IT'S INNATE... MAN'S ♥️ FOR FOOD!! Me to my 6YO: Why are you holding your penis? 6YO: CuZ it's getting bigger. ME: Why? Do you have to pee? 6YO: No. ME: Are you excited? 6YO: Yes. ME: What are you excited about? 6YO: To eat. I am excited to eat!! ME: 🤦‍♀️😆🤦‍♀️

1/6/21 Date of separation has a good ring to it! Bye bye bye!

Cheers!!

This young lady, was amazing!!

It’s been Groundhog Day for the last 324 days... today is nothing new or unexpected! No shit 6 more weeks of this... I beta it’s a lot longer than 6 weeks!

Easter education is going great 😳🙄🤔

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