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comment of the day: "I don't know what your shirt means, but i like it"

Lenses wide shut

Even when I am not working, I am managing from home putting the fear of pasta in the peeps.

What you doing on a Thursday?

Here's a new one.... "What brings you to Seattle?" "We're going to IKEA" 🫩🫩🫩

Employee: what brings you to Seattle? Man: work. Employee: oh, what do you do for work? Man: Do you really want to know? *slight pause* Man: Homeland Security. OK, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OR ABOUT TO HAPPEN????

TGIID Thank God It's Inventory Day

A handmaid's sample