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kyla crowther

@whatkylasays

I’m audibly correcting your grammar.

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me, watching diving: “wow that was the most incredible feat of physical strength and artistry I’ve ever witnessed” #Olympics commentator: “the takeoff was uneven and he only completed eleven somersaults, what a huge disappointment he is to his country and athleticism”

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why would I take 10 seconds to write down my login info when I can click “forgot password” and answer “what is the name of your childhood best friend” multiple times a day until I am dead

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The unexpected side benefit of the ChatGPT explosion is that I now beam with pride when the first line of a student’s essay is like “their is alot of great thing’s abt the great gatsby for example the title.”

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One of my freshmen concluded his persuasive essay with “for the love of G-d just please stop giving homework” and I have to say I’m convinced.

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As 2023 draws to a close, let’s all take a moment to remember what’s truly important: There is no ‘s’ at the end of “Happy New Year.”

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my kid, reading a self-help book: “Mommy, if you don’t make time to do something unpleasant now, you might end up having no time for it at all” me: “perfect”

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I like when AI reminds us that it’s really just a sixth-grader inexplicably tasked with “peer editing” another kid’s book report.

I like when AI reminds us that it’s really just a sixth-grader inexplicably tasked with “peer editing” another kid’s book report.
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Taylor Swift is drinking to dull the pain of having to act sufficiently dejected for her boyfriend instead of singing along with Usher #SuperBowl

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These Google AI commercials showing kids how to generate fan letters to Olympians are truly inspiring. Next up: “Dear My Esteemed Fiancé, I trust that these wedding vows will find you well.” #Paris2024