confirming here that this in fact not a bootleg product but the result of a very real campaign run out of TikTok

this is NPC dialog

walked in on my cat being a little sushi

look at his little arm

this all means that taylor swift now knows what cum town is

baby gronk has committed war crimes in the balkans

my mom sent me a kpop dance tutorial to a song we are thinking about for our wedding dance

so the transformers were robots that disguised themselves as cars so they could blend into the human world but in this new movie they transform into a giant gorilla and a giant cheetah? what?

my favorite TOTK questline so far has been getting this fussy band to their gig

only one man can find the sub

Jonah Hill, to his partner: if u have male friends or wear revealing clothing or continue to do ur job, no hard feelings but I WILL leave u Men of twitter: wow what a clear communication of boundaries

what it was like to go to high school during the george w bush administration

Jennifer Lawrence Lessig

pop star album trajectory album 1: here i am! im just like you album 2: i got famous and im scared album 3: but im soooo happy and self assured now album 4: just kidding album 5: mostly failed genre experiment

lots of beautiful love stories online today😍

RFK Jr: [sounding like a fork in a garbage disposal] and that’s when the Worm told me to decapitate the whale Olivia Nuzzi: [slowly playing with her engagement ring] wow :)