Whilst we’re all enjoying a lovely Christmas with our nearest and nearest, let’s not forget this little evil bastard.

Today is my 40th birthday. I wake up to this from my soon to be wife. She really loves me!! Ricky Gervais Dutch Barn Vodka

I was just flicking through the adverts on Sky TV when all of a sudden a programme came on. How annoying.

All set and ready to go at the Excursions Group Travel Show 2025 here at Wembley Stadium. We’re on stand 15 so drop by and say hello.

2nd February is Groundhog Day. A day where a little rodent-faced doom monger, with no real qualifications in anything, grabs the attention of the public and predicts the weather, and people actually believe it!

Thank you to everyone who made this year's Excursions Group Travel Show possible, from visitors and exhibitors, coach companies, contractors, the Wembley Stadium team, and all the staff at TSE. #grouptravel #grouptour #traveltade #coachtravel #gto #groupdayout #Excursion2025

📢 Two weeks until the British Tourism & Travel Show #BTTS25 is just around the corner, opening its doors on 19-20 March at the NEC, Birmingham. If you're planning trips & tours for 2025 and beyond, don't miss it! Drop by stand A55. 🤝 🎟 Register for FREE today: bit.ly/BTTS2025Reg

FAO all U.K. supermarkets. The image on the left is minced beef that is easy to cook with. The image on the right is vacuum packed, and it now has the consistency of Play Doh. It’s also a disgustingly “engineered” colour. Stop it! Sainsbury's Tesco Asda

Two wind turbines in a field. One shouts across to the other “So what kind of music are you into mate?” The other replies “I’m a big metal fan.”

👌🏻 Too many people in the western world are arguing amongst themselves in the sewers that they can’t see who’s shitting on them from above.

“Trump is working for Israel. Trump needlessly attacked Iran. We stand with Iran.” Yet, 17 years prior….

07/07/2005. 20 years on from a day that London and the U.K. will never and should never forget. 💙💖🇬🇧

Bloody hell! Golfer gets struck by lightning during his backswing. Unreal

America will never be the same.

What the actual fuck is going on over in the States man? Horrific to watch.

“Farmers can just sell their land to pay the IHT” To who?! Who’s going to buy it? Clue, it won’t be other farmers! For obvious reasons

This will never be not-funny. 25 years. 😳🤯 #freeloveonthefreelovefreeway Ricky Gervais