Brilliant move by Everton leadership to get this deal done early enough to let this attract more would-be signings.

Can O’Brien just be our RW so I never have to watch one-footed Dwight out there again

It’s insane to be at this point of the window and be completely confident that there are only a few positions to upgrade, if possible. There’s literally no one better for Everton right now than Grealish, KDH, Ndiaye, Pickford, Branthwaite at their positions

Sept 13 2025 ✅

Villa are shite. Completely gifting them a point here

The founding fathers would have hated these leftwing activists. Strap in. It’s history time.

I miss Jarrad Branthwaite

Can we play Sean Dyche’s Forest every week? 2 clean sheets, 6 points… UTFT!

Get that James Garner contract done ASAP. Open up the pocket book Danny boy!

Mykolenko is our newest Mason Holgate. Utter pointless footballer that somehow we “can’t let go” because of how poorly we’ve been managed over the longer term. Shite

The PGMO performance and treatment of Everton Football club should truly be studied for corruption

That Adam Aznou may be young, but he certainly has a footballing brain, you can’t argue that

If any league 1 or league 2 teams took Sunderland to pens in the FA cup, I can bet my entire house that they would not go 0-3 on penalties. “Soft” doesn’t even begin to describe so much of the Everton players’ mentality

Bring us the young one they call Aznou

Five games played with O’Brien centre back and either Garner or Patterson at RB. Five wins, zero goals conceded.

The reintroduction of Gana has completely destroyed our centre mid shape. He tries to be everywhere and leaves so much space between midfield and defence, Garner left trying to compensate and leaves the wings open. It's brutal. Moyes needs to fuck it off stat.

Rohl has his best game against Villa. Stapled to the bench next two games. Aznou has his best game in the Cup. Out of the squad and headed out on loan.

Laziest defending ever. Should be 4-0 here

BARRY’S ASS CHEEKS MAN OF THE MATCH

Jordan Pickford, Jarrad Branthwaite, and James Tarkowski all deserve the best of Sundays today.