You just plugged in the N64, the boys are being dropped off by their mom. The Mountain Dew Code Red is on ice. You ordered the pizza 31 minutes ago and the delivery driver isn’t here yet. It will be free. It’s Friday night in America.

blue You're hitting the age where people start settling for mediocrity and calling it "realism." Fuck that. They gave up because they lacked discipline, not because time ran out. Your best years are ahead if you stop making excuses and start taking action.

Drinking & nicotine & weed, travel, partying, but mostly gambling / trading on tilt / being overleveraged in the market relative to my personal bank account Trading is mostly psychological and I wasn’t psychologically well enough to consistently produce winning results. Started

Kind of feels like the week before the first COVID lockdowns

Hey everyone, I recently built a website to make F1 telemetry data accessible to even everyday fans. And it's open source too. I'll drop the links to both in the replies

One person that retweets this tweet will win a t-shirt of their choosing off of WWE Shop if Jey Uso defeats GUNTHER to become World Heavyweight Champion tonight. *must be following Wrestle Ops and Tim V • Knockout Hub Winner chosen next week!

Bron Breakker looks like a 7/11 hot dog at 3pm #WWERaw

Bravo. #abpoli

Who are your favorite workers on the indies? Favorite promotions? I want to wrestle EVERYONE!

Donald Trump claims he is placing a 100% tariff on all films produced outside of America that are brought into the country. “Any and all movies coming into our country that are produced in Foreign Lands. WE WANT MOVIES MADE IN AMERICA, AGAIN!”

🚨 Ben Askren releases first public statement following his health difficulties resulting in a double lung transplant “I don’t remember anything from May 28th to July 2nd” “I only died 4 times”

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CARS GOING AGAINST TRAFFIC????

i love him. what is he talking about ever

Creatine supplementation suppresses cancer growth in mice. Macrophages are upregulated by increasing ATP production.

gemini can literally k*ll itself it's fucking insane😭

WWE Sheamus I know a man that deserves his spot! YEAH!

Shit your pants time...

This may have been the scariest thing in pro wrestling history.