Skill issue

Socrates

Bought these sea salt and lime chips and they taste like fruity pebbles. I am not amused.

You’re surprised by how stupid the average person is? Do you remember high school? Have you ever talked to a co-worker? Had a random conversation with a stranger at a party? This shouldn’t surprise anyone.

Everything’s cool. I love storms.

Love when people who have always been slim start getting that ozempic zombie look.

Many people have strong opinions about my pants.

Sometimes in life you just don’t get it. In those moments I like to just smile and nod.

Well aware no one cares at all but I liked Chapell Roan more before I saw her sing a country song on SNL

the voice actors for Franklin & Lamar from GTA 5 remade their legendary scene 😭😭 x.com/jimmylubetron/…

Because, and I can’t stress this enough, it sucks actual shit.

And I might have worked too…if this was Facebook

Please 🙏 let this be the last day I have to hear about the size of ANYONE’S rally. I really don’t care. Please. Stop.

Why am I watching live election coverage? I want to throw up.

Can you PUHLEAZE just call California so the number looks better? Please? FFS.

So…uh…general strike?

God fucking damnit. I’m so tired.

Whelp, I voted, drank all the alcohol I have, and I’m done. Gonna go to bed and hope some crazy shot changes while I’m asleep (like they arrest a certain piece of shit for America) but I am not going to bed with a LOT of hope.

I mean, yeah, they decided not to vote. I think these jackasses underestimate how many people didn't want to vote for genocide. I wasn't excited to vote for Harris and I'm not excusing abstention but...c'mon, that was not a "flawless campaign."

I think the extent of the downfall of American society became most apparent when, instead of country stars going pop, pop stars started going country.