Tics to NLTF on 14.10.22 Hard Rock Cafe are on sale now. eatmepoptart.com/events/empt-14…

Kanye can release a “FBI - Female Body Inspector” tshirt and ppl will still call him a genius.

We dive into The 1975's past albums to draw out some predictions on the direction the band will take with their new album, Being Funny In A Foreign Language. eatmepoptart.com/zine/we-predic…

New mixtape out! #mixcloud

Electric Feel: Neon Dreams Fri 25.11.22 10pm - 230am Projector X: PIcturehouse Tix & tables on sale now! eatmepoptart.com/events/empt-25…

All of us at Eatmepoptart would like to wish you popettes a Merry Rockin’ Xmas!! We wish you all the cheer, all the love, and all the log cake and pudding during the holidays. We hope you’ll have a wonderful long weekend with your loved ones! NLTF! 📸: Alexa / Pixababy

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Natureland’s deep tissue massage is an advanced interrogation technique. I gave up all my nuclear launch codes within a minute.

it's amazing that the people that once used to colonise us now turn up in clubs wearing flip flops.

I swear even if you go to the end of the earth to some secluded, uninhabitable place and do a dj set there, someone will still show up and request for ‘N****s in Paris’.

Twitter. What a shitshow.

This is no laughing matter...

We’ve delivered about 852,609 pizzas since Chelsea last scored a goal.

Use the voice

A little promo mixtape for Off With Your Head, eatmepoptart’s party this weekend. We’re ending a bit later so there’ll Indie Sleaze ‘before’, and we’ll veer off into an ‘Afters’ set to top off the night! Here’s a little taste of the ‘Afters’ set. mixcloud.com/weelikeme/eatm…