Type "Cristiano Ronaldo" with your eyes closed. 👀👇

Me watching Al-Hilal without help from the referee: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 x.com/aox700/status/…

no one cares that you're offended

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.

There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

We get married to have an ally against our family.

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there, and I don’t want you showing up.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

JUDE BELLINGHAM. EL MEJOR JUGADOR DEL MUNDO.

¡¡¡Hala Madrid!!!