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Dave

@webmonkeydave

Professional nerd. Accomplished velociraptor. Occasional liar.

Also kind of a stand up comic & obsessed with #StarTrekLowerDecks & #StarTrekPicard (#TeamShaw)

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The fact that "Under the Cloak of War" didn't get #Emmy nods for writing and acting is a scathing rebuke of the relevance of the Television Academy. jess bush #BabsOlusanmokun #DavyPerez Star Trek #StrangeNewWorlds screenrant.com/star-trek-stra…

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Hey Star Trek on Paramount+ (sarcastic quotes around the Star Trek lately, BTW), we're a month away from the Emmy winning 🏆#Picard season 3 anniversary. You know, the first Trek show to break the Nielsen's Streaming Top 10? Where's #StarTrekLegacy?

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Hey Paramount+, I'm so pissed off that I logged into this hellscape of a platform to let you know the day after #StarTrekLowerDecks last episode is the day I cancel your Star Trek hating ass.

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The Schedule for #treklongisland is up! The "Main Schedule" button will show you what is happening within each hour including panels, photo ops, meet and greets and children's events. If you want to see where you favorite celebrity is check out the "Celebrity Schedule" button.

The Schedule for #treklongisland is up! The "Main Schedule" button will show you what is happening within each hour including panels, photo ops, meet and greets and children's events. If you want to see where you favorite celebrity is check out the "Celebrity Schedule" button.
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Did you know that a tree can be dead for up to 10 years, but will still sprout leaves as the nutrients are sucked from its corpse? Anyway, YouTube is garbage that needs to be put down for this and 1,000 other reasons. youtube.com/watch?v=uAqnnT…

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I'm logging in specifically to say that the Nissan satnav is the most useless, arbitrary, and unpredictable thing I've ever had the displeasure of using. If it was a person, I'd be digging a shallow grave somewhere in Ireland.