what is up with people using the word “objectively” like it’s an opinion buff? Like oh damn that guy just said his opinion but put “objectively” in front of it guess it’s a fact now 🤷🏼‍♂️

I keep thinking the Tesla logo is a weird looking IUD

My playing tonight: B+ My banter tonight: A+ Thanks for coming out everybody we’ll see you soon

Man the internet is extra weird today

I really like when I ask my dog “what’s up” over and over again and he just looks at me like idk dude I don’t understand idioms

Ozzie is giving out high fives to everyone who comes to the show Kirby's Beer Store Friday !

This is coming up soon! Can’t wait to see the homies play songs

Happy meatfest ya’ll

President’s Day? Why? Most of em weren’t even that good. #PresidentsDay