if you think this account has a filter lol

sometimes i think about parking so perfectly it ends generational trauma

buying gas with cashback feels like winning an argument you started

we’re the next best app your ex hasn’t heard of yet stay ahead of the curve

petition to make car horns sound like a sad trombone when you honk at someone who’s already moving 👇

legal said “we should be more professional.” noted. ignored.

we offer gas cashback. emotional cashback still in beta.

our intern coded a feature that auto-generates a playlist called “Songs to Park Badly To” it’s just 9 hours of Nickelback

our legal team hasn’t approved a single tweet in 6 months we will not be stopping

please stop asking support if Craig is real. he is. and he’s watching

we should do car washes that come with one Capri Sun @CapriSunUS you in or scared

using SpotHero feels like when your ex says “we should hang out sometime”

We exist in that psychological space between “I’m fine” and “I’m Googling mechanics at 2AM”

ANNOUNCEMENT: we will soon be letting you name your car in the app. examples: •Regretmobile •Mom’s Altima •Debt 3 •Divorce Horse