John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

Just made a Vine reference to a coworker that he didn’t get bc he’s too young. Is this how I’ve made you all feel this whole time? This is awful. I am in agony.

I don’t know much about baseball, but this was ridiculous!

What is going on in the outskirts of Whakatāne, Hayden Judd?

Jake Paul should fight Joe Biden next

Apropos of nothing, my mind just realised that tennis' former big four (Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, Murray) all came from countries starting with 'S'. That's it, only invest in 'S' countries. Slovenia, Samoa, Senegal, you're all next!

I’d avoid any Lower Hutt to Wellington trips for a bit. We were going the other way and traffic was backed up from Ngauranga to the Dowse interchange.

Look, it’s just a coincidence between duopoly rivals, sent a few minutes apart, OK?

I don’t watch a lot of NBL, but is the music always BLASTING during gameplay like this? Peak DJ A-Hole. It’s almost unwatchable/unlistenable.

Not surprising at all that Hadlee is making the Southee farewell a #statchat... and I'm here for it!

Woj is sleeping right now and living right.

Destiny Child just traded Beyoncé to TLC for Chilli

🍿🍿🍿#LukA #LAkers

Following eye surgery, WALTER MATTHAU tells a great joke on the Johnny Carson show.

incredible commitment to the bit

Kawhi

Memphis Grizzlies F/C Brandon Clarke will undergo a procedure to address knee synovitis and is expected to be re-evaluated in 6 weeks, sources tell ESPN. Clarke missed tail end of the 2024-25 season with a PCL sprain, which has fully healed. He's expected to make a full recovery.