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Tiger Woods turns 47 today. To celebrate, here's a thread of some of his most ridiculous on-course statistics.

Enjoyed a night in Austin with our five Tarleton State University legislative interns. They are gaining valuable experience and insights of the state legislative process from three outstanding legislators Shelby Slawson DeWayne Burns Dr. Mary E. Gonzalez

One of these days I’ll win one of these

Kinda wild it’s my last basketball game, and possibly my last game ever (if I can’t be at the spring football game) as Texan Rider today. It’s been a wild ride the past three years and I’m so blessed with what Tarleton State has given me! 💜🥲#dcrfp #bleedpurp #purplepoo

Me all the time

I heard the cowboys need a running back

Extremely depressed at the fact I can’t go to the Poo reveal today. Super proud of those who will unmask! Thank you for upholding tradition! Love y’all! #purplepoo

Make concert tickets $10-$20 again 😔

I think the worst thing about not having a job was that I couldn’t afford concert tickets, and then, when I finally can, the The Red Clay Strays are sold out and I can’t go see them this weekend.

Jimbo Fisher hearing they’re gonna pay him $75 million to not work

they said go to college so you can get a good job! and now i ain’t got no job and can’t find no job what you want me to do now

you know Jimmy Carter only served one term he could run again

Veterinary assistant the way I’m about to put a couple dogs down 😋😋😋

there needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they're doing

Zach Bryan before he sits down to write the same song for the 353rd time