as a child i would close my eyes and press on them w my hands inducing an endlessly unfolding abstract flow of shape & colour. Couldnt tell "where" i was seeing it. made my eyes hurt but i taught it to multiple other kids. loved it

O rly???

The reason conservative men always defend cops and fascist leaders is because they’re submissives who need to be told what to do and how to feel. All their favorite societal structures (the military, corporations, cops) feature more powerful men telling them how to live. They’re

Trump definitely would have gone "They just hit the second tower children, they just hit the second tower"

Oh? I can’t use Microsoft Outlook classic anymore because they’re going to stop offering support for it? Then I fucking quit.

Lawyer defending an extremely obviously guilty client by stating they were “just doing a bit” Me: damn I do love a good bit

I would have loved being a wife in the 1950s. I love being forced to stay home

The most unbelievable part of #StrangerThings is that no one rented out properties in the Upside Down.

Remembering Large Marge, who passed away 52 years ago today, on a night, just like tonight.

Rockstar Games has added the term "Charlie Kirk" to the profanity filter in GTA Online after someone created this mission:

For my birthday this year I’m asking you to donate to Wikipedia

Why are you telling me today that when I saw you three days ago you might have had Covid? Keep that information to yourself.

I used to fear the black mold in my apartment bathroom but now I understand it. It’s here to help me. It’s here to make me feel good.

What the fuck are you talking about many people don’t believe it

People with jobs love to say “yeah I think there’s something going around” before meetings