i wonder if anyone else in this antique mall is listening to (i swear this wasn’t on purpose) “antique” by texas is the reason

well sure if it were possible everyone would live in hunterdon county new jersey. but that’s not how life works

That the judge who sent kids to jail for money is considered a ‘non-violent offender’ tells you how much that particular framework obscures more than it reveals.

Amazon strike begins on Thursday, December 19. Don't cross the picket line. Buy from somewhere else.

[guy eating a really good shrimp burger on december 22nd 2024] shrimp burgers are in for 2025

i wonder if anyone else in this antique mall is listening to big za

you would not believe how back we are

many of y'all need your ass kicked by amelia specifically

Ajayi and Moore putting the old guard like Gray and Bergvall to shame here

three goal scorers young enough to be my sons. and they are. all of them are my big beautiful sons.

most spiritually accurate rendering of new jersey in cartological history

[loud as hell but almost unintelligible through a big ass mouthful of wings] go birds

i hate to see him schreiber but i love to watch him liev

roses are red, beige is drab,

if you wanna see me wearing upper body garments other than this exact hoodie, come kick it with me in the next week or two. after that it's a wrap for the rest of my torso wardrobe.

never ever

with all respect to flo, i think if you can justify confining somebody in a special box that exists just to deprive them of two things, the proximity of those they love, & the ability to do meaningful things for others, you can justify basically any other evil act in the world