i have a really deep belief that fred armisen is a dexter-like psycopath thats insanely smart and has managed to not only blend in with the rest of society but also become an amazing comedian

if i could reroute 50% of my groin and ass hair growing to my face i would look like santa claus within 12 days

my dad is such an fascinating person he makes downright anti-semetic jokes all the time and when i asked him about israel and palestine he defended israel like it was his homeland or something

this is like when they step on a rake in a cartoon

yeah which means your kids cant inherit it because you dont own it

I've finally acquired Hitched and uploaded it to the Sheryl Lee archive, in the highest quality on YouTube! At least that I know of. youtube.com/watch?v=ZAL6rf…

there is some weird kind of bright and foggy magic in every single (except a few) jordan schlansky remote ever done. i really wish i could quantify it. ive watched jordan's 7 minute monologue on star wars and star trek at least 10 times.

i will never in my life even watch a second of dexter ressurection. if you like the entire dexter universe, especially original sin, i whole-heartedly believe that you are a lower life form than me

i will forever recognise this person as the "mommy wants new game" "mommy should get a job" person

Why has no one on the podcast talked to Conan about his growing Miller Lite collection?

Bill Hader will write, direct & star in a new horror movie ‘THEY KNOW’. The film follows a divorced dad who grows suspicious that his ex-wife is dating a mysterious man who is having a strange influence on their children. (Source: Deadline)

why does hugh laurie have a british and american mode. i know hes an actor but i cant be the only one that sees what im talking about

i just realized what they're saying actually means and that is by definiton NOT a BOB.

truly dont know if seth macfarlane is the smartest or dumbest person to ever live

HEY! Vsauce. Michael Here. How many magacocks are you from leaving woketardism? *BA DUM*

genuinely what did they pay sheryl lee to do vampires that movie was somehow more rough than fire walk with me on her