Everything is gambling and Nazis now.

Does Bo understand that veganism and communism are not the same thing?

From whom?

1. WTF?!? 2. Does Trump know that Japan eventually lost that war?

“That’s the first time I’m hearing about Pearl Harbor, so I can’t comment on that.” — Speaker Mike Johnson

This really is a good question…

The Dune 3 marketing campaign is out of control…

March Madness canceled?!?

We are not a serious country.

When?

Nobody who's biggest athletic accomplishment was finishing tied for 5th place has ever been silenced LESS than Riley Gaines. Ever!

UNC should try to poach Sean Miller from Texas.

Rival governments are trading shitposts on social media. This is a real part of how wars are fought in 2026.

Ireland?

If you get a dollar bill with Trump’s name on it, black it out with a Sharpie. He prefers his name heavily redacted.

Even Republicans want Trump impeached now...

The permissions requested by this app are hilarious. Only a fool would install it onto their phone.