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To mark #RoshHashanah, one writer explains how an unlikely Christmas present helped her connect with her heritage... penguin.co.uk/articles/2021/…

By meeee for Penguin Books UK. Beautiful illustration by Resli tale. Shana Tova! 🍏🍯

Saw a skincare brand promise to tackle the ‘root cause’ of ageing which is a cool way to announce they’ve made a time machine

I actually have an amazing sense of style I just choose not to use it

Manifesting walking into a diy shop and not being called sweetheart 🙏

‘Why am I so cold? It must be because I’m incredibly delicate and petite’ - me, after drinking a huge iced smoothie

My voice allied to the best app I've ever used.

Just looked at my saucepan of lentil soup and said ‘fuck me, that’s wholesome’

I’m actually incredibly brave because I refuse to let a complete lack of taste and smell prevent me from eating a lot of biscuits

#PitMad #A #CON #HA #CR A famous comedian is cancelled for a racist joke. His partner leaves him and he drifts into anonymity and self-recrimination. Years later, he is offered a chance of redemption, discovers a 'daughter' he never knew and allows himself to love again #pitmad

#PitMad #A #CON #HA #CR A comedian is cancelled for a racist joke. He lives in anonymity for years until offered a chance of redemption. As he looks back, he discovers a 'daughter' he never knew, connects with old friends, settles scores with enemies and has a final shot at love.

Every day I am in competition with myself to see if I can fit more butter onto my toast, and every day I win

Just accidentally learned something about golf. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time

No designer item will ever compare to the sheer luxury of a midday nap

I completed the Faber Academy How To Write A Novel course 4 years ago but work got in the way and I didn't pursue representation. My novel is written and edited. Can anyone suggest UK agents interested in contemporary humorous fiction? #amwriting #amwritingfiction #literaryagent

Great to finally meet Christina Bianco today over a cup of coffee. Do not miss her in Little Voice UK Tour, currently in Brighton. Amazing voice, stunning impressions and a very decent Lancashire accent! And check out Christina on my Making An Impression Podcast podcast.

Why would you miss this show? Why?!? 3pm today.

Filming has now been completed on my daughter's film, No Strings. It's really good. And I'm in it! What a bonus. They need a few quid to get it edited and ready for short film festivals worldwide, so if you fancy donating, here's how: kickstarter.com/projects/molly…

Drivetime on Pluto Radio starts at 3pm every weekday. I presume you've all listened to every show so far. I'll be testing you. Much nonsense, irreverence and hit and miss improv. It's all there. Oh, and music. Yeah, that. plutoradio.co.uk

Coming soon, Humbug Radio, a new radio station for the discerning 50+. I'll be hosting a few shows, as will the estimable Brian Luff, and we have a line-up of brilliant presenters. Music, comedy, sport, chit chat and, above all, irreverence. Give them a follow.