my mom doesn’t respond to my texts when it matters most, like needing the Netflix confirmation code

If I got a pup I’d want to name him deacon

I done goofed it

OPPENHEIMER

i miss the risk of drinking my coffee out of a mug while driving to work

yall ever listen to easy by the commodores on a Sunday morning

posting my success on LinkedIn just so people can tell me congrats

did everyone have solar eclipse glasses on hand? or like how did everyone just coincidentally have a pair? am i supposed to just have that

JAKAKSJSJJAJ NUEVO VIDEO FAVORITO

shazaming music at Marcos bar

I’ve been gua shaing and I hope it shows

sorry what was that? bob dylan was screaming in my ear

I’m at the age now where people I know are having kids and naming them what’s been on my baby name list for years and it’s upsetting