When you realize ur not mysterious and nonchalant but just a loser with no social skills

ngl imma boring ass nigga, i just wanna make $$$$$ & stay out the way

Don’t ball yet ... keep stacking. We gone pop it later.

A betslip wins comfortably when you don't supervise it,,,,, place it and sleep 😂

Me at 10: I want to be a doctor Me at 25: Both teams to score

Yes, I smoke weed at 6am idgaf

You not sad you just need to win $50k tonight

I don’t give a fuck what nobody say Durant did that shit on purpose 💯 4 Points in the 2nd half FOH… Cradle Cap having ass…

how it feels telling people “i provide liquidity to event-driven markets by leveraging data and qualitative insights” instead of “i bet on sports”

ion smoke for fun it be real problems in these blunts

I wish buying weed built your credit

The sacred texts.

Been scrolling all day bet not see no slip for 10k smack later 🤦🏾‍♂️

When ur down to your last $50 and ur boy sends an absolute lock

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children.

My favorite bet is one that you get at -115. Closes -250 and doesn’t come close to winning

BANGGGGG

Me trying to unstick my balls mid-walk on a hot summer’s day 😭

losing your parlay by 1 leg

You gon babysit the dice or shoot nigga?