Is there such a thing as an alcoholic in college?

I feel bad for all the gluten-free people on thanksgiving

#Breaking: Nebraska hires Oregon State head coach Mike Riley (via Nebraska Huskers).

When you tell yourself it's time to put down the phone and start studying just to find yourself back on your phone 5mins later....

"I wanna party.. But I don't wanna drink" Vince Matteson 😂

Every weekend before finals: Im not going out this weekend turns into maybe just 1 night then turns into getting trashed both nights....

@ApeHersh and I are beginning to fund an "April Statue" for Impulse with the bottle deposits from the every burnetts bottle she has bought

Amazon Prime is going to put Santa's Reindeer out of business 🎁

Already broke my New Years resolution...ill try again next year

You know you're drunk when you have too close one eye to text

When you can't understand the first sentence that your professor says you know it's going to be a rough class

@Miguelitoe you're a dick if you hurt a girls feelings on any given day

I have a habit of finding really good hiding places for things when I am drunk because I can never find them the next day

I went back home thinking my mom would want to hang out and chat about life but she would rather watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills....