"believe me when i say i love you. ⠀⠀⠀but i love myself more."

Get off the internet today and think for yourself. It’s funny that I’m coming on the internet to tell you this, but thats where we are all at these days.

i’m too pretty to work so much.

anyways. my coworker never fails to make my day by greeting me with the same “good morning, pretty girl.” and a big ol’ greasy high five to which i greet with a tiny fist bump.

i hate going out in public and the public is there. like. why are y’all out??? go home???

don’t take me serious when i tweet. i could be saying “i’m so fucking done, i give up.” and i’m literally just talking about not finishing my cobb salad from chick-fil-a.

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imagine challenging me to mortal kombat and losing because i pressed random buttons. idk man, seems like a skill issue.

“you have more dick in your personality than in your pants so lower your attitude and shut the fuck up.” 🫠 homie.

happy mother's day to all eldest daughter who had to face parenthood and take their parents responsibilities early. you are all valued and I'm so proud of you!🫶🏻

i hate when people say i changed. like. no. i didn’t. i see things differently. i grew up. i found myself and my worth. and this is not the place i deserve to be in. if i changed, it’s for the better. you’re just realizing you’re doing me harm rather than benefiting good for me.

their happiness is not your responsibility, capricorn.

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“bebecita” “chiquita” “princesa” 🦋 ✨ 🦋 ✨ ✨CRIES 🦋 🦋 ✨ 🦋 ✨

don’t tell me “i love you.” instead, tell me “currently about to cum to the thought of you.” 🤍

if i was spending all day locked in my room, i would go absolutely feral. i cannot be isolated like that. i have to go out & work. i don’t understand how my ex literally used to wake up and game for hours and hours on end. looking back, i feel so embarrassed for being with him.

incredibly disappointed in you.

<3