Not my house but I know my way around (the medspa)

the type of selfie moms take with their newborns in the delivery room

engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush)

Florida couples have photo shoots in the ocean fully clothed. Girl it’s giving baptism

I said my nail tech so good it’s like she could cure cancer and the girls got mad at me… can’t give anyone their flowers anymore smh

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if anyone cares about local drama, three bunnies were dumped in prospect park and, after cross examining their fur colors, people found out they were the same ones used by anna delvey’s team for her photoshoot 😭

thinking about this tweet yet again

50 streams secured

"Atta girl" and "where you at" on a work call is INSANE

i love the phase of a movie’s press tour where they just start slutting the stars out for ticket sales

Literally wouldn’t wish having a landlord on my worst enemy

My body is a temple that requires Marlboro golds and whole milk

At 26 my frontal lobe has developed I no longer wear headphones in the grocery store

Fighting demons (alone with a bag of trail mix)

Bella Hadid in between fashion weeks

black mold party at my house everyone is invited

girl how does it feel to host the hunger games Victoria Paris

Cannot take a food recommendation from a skinny bitch because where even is your body of work