The NBA has announced that the NBA on NBC theme song, Roundball Rock, will be returning as part of the new media deal starting in 2025 🔥

Excellent The Free Press editorial on the surreal assault on free speech in the UK and the cynical attempt to shoot the messenger in the person of Douglas Murray: thefp.com/p/our-friend-d…

I’m in tears

As you get older, you’ll realize that a $30,000 watch and a $30 watch both tell the same time. A Gucci wallet and a Target wallet hold the same amount of money. A $10,000,000 house and a $100,000 house host the same loneliness. A Ford will also drive you as far as a Bentley.

My 1 Hour Standup Special. PLEASE RETWEET! youtu.be/XBrdMrbmz1c

LEAKED: FDA Food Labels You Won't Believe

Is there a button for making X not political

Boys Kristi Noem or Pam Bondi

How do I make it so twitter isn’t just people arguing

Uber drivers too slow. I miss the nyc cabbie who treats me like his pregnant wife.

This bank smells like blockbuster and I love it

New episode out with Sara Gonzales . open.spotify.com/episode/1DU0rT…

#hotones

Apple couldn’t make AirPower work, gave up on the electric car, launched a $3,500 headset no one wanted, still hasn’t figured out Siri, and is years behind in AI. So what’s their master plan? Rename iOS 19 to iOS 26, add a few see-through icons, and call it “the biggest update

I am blown away by the new Mac Tahoe, it is incredible the best thing I've ever seen

It’s crazy how many empty seats there are in prime locations at Yankee Stadium in a playoff game

Tron Aries 3D is wild

Q tips

I love the dmv

Tools of Titans. Great book.