I love dragons so fucking much

Just saw a white girl from my highschool name her baby Perseus. This is why 21 year olds should not have children rn

I have to fart so bad but im lowk sitting next to my dying abuelo rn so i gotta lock in

I feel like I should care about the Olympics but I really don’t

Left my edibles in the hot car all day and they melted into one giant fucking glob 😭

I want a love as pure as Branch and Poppy from Trolls

If I had a pet dragon I wouldn’t be so depressed

Magneto has every fucking right to be a villain

Being mentally ill is a superpower for writers because I can’t stop writing bars

Girls are the superior gender and it’s okay to admit that

Idk what’s going on in Jade’s world with inhaler twt rn but gecko girl and dragon girl are coming

Every now and then I remember pubic lice exists and I get a lil scared

I keep getting sick and it’s throwing off my plans to get justice for Gotham

Joost Klein is so fine

Shaking ass in the shower rn to the song boom boom boom boom (Minecraft creeper song)

Why it the Tesla people that drive the worst

Remmick is hotter than Edward Cullen sorry

WHY IS ROMANCE SO TERRIFYING