GD, F-ing POS car!!! FML.

I love when I have to get up at 5:30am, and I can't fall asleep. Fave!

Merry Christmas, everyone!

DMV lines aren't too bad today. Sweet! #thanktherain

"In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd" Miguel de Unamuno (1864-1936)

I'm going to have to see a doctor about these headaches, but I don't have a Primary. Recommendations please? (Phoenix area please, no me ...

Sleepysleepysleepy... #sonotamorningperson

Spacebar.comma.and.question.mark.no.longer.work.on.my.phone...sad.day...=(...#effmyskidekick

Do not try to bend the spoon. Try only to realize the truth... there is no spoon.

"Nothing is true; everything is permitted"

Guys with huge dongs are just compensating for their tiny cars. shorturl.xaijo.com/tiffany

Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. shorturl.xaijo.com/byron

So. Early. Ugh.

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. googl.adultgalls.com/diana

Just got past 2 days texts and voicemail in one lump sum. =( dumb phone.

Skating TTL around 7/730. Join us... if you think you can keep up =)

Aaahhhhh! So sleepy!

I hate feeling like going to bed after 10 is "staying up late". #nomoreearlyshiftsplz

Can we just do away with mornings altogether? #thatdbenice #dreamworld

3 hours this afternoon to pull together an outfit for Rollerbrawl. This will either be awesome or superfail. #ihopeitsawesome