Dear lord. They’re all going to end up blacking out this year, aren’t they? x.com/thestarkplaybo…

Oh, don’t worry. She can’t get drunk. She’ll go sit in the corner with him, if he wants. x.com/thestarkplaybo…

Then she’ll be over in the corner, watching to make sure he doesn’t make TOO much of a fool of himself. If that’s even possible. x.com/thestarkplaybo…

Don’t worry. The second a drink is in his hand, she’ll be there to take it /out/ of his hand. x.com/thestarkplaybo…

Mm, no. Try again. x.com/thestarkplaybo…

. . . Good save. Sort of. She’ll take it. x.com/thestarkplaybo…

Is he sure about that? Don’t worry. She’ll be nice. It /is/ his birthday, after all. x.com/thestarkplaybo…

. . . Dear lord, what has she done? No, Tony. Don’t do that. After all, does he really want to age that quickly? x.com/thestarkplaybo…

She wasn’t trying to bully him. She was trying to HELP him. After all, he IS her third favorite Avenger. x.com/thestarkplaybo…

‘Sweetie’? ‘Darling’? And here she thought he saved those terms for Pepper. (Cue subtle subject change to keep them from arguing over something stupid. Again.) x.com/thestarkplaybo…

— ꒾ —

|| making sure i can keep this account x

|| Heading into work. I’ll be back later~ #KosmikOut

If anyone needs her, she’ll be in the park again, researching a specific topic on her phone for...personal use.

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