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“When morality comes up against profit, it is seldom that profit loses.” ― Shirley Chisholm

Hands down best ribs in the world. @ Fillet signature cut. #scientificfact

Also Ballotelli's haircut, #whatsthatabout

Is it just me or should cactus jack have stayed in the desert #stilltasteslikedogshitonlypackageddifferently Gareth Cliff Saphroc

Euro this time around is as boring as shit.

"UberFacts: You are 8 times more likely to be killed by a police officer than a terrorist."

"Not Will Ferrell: I hate when my dog watches me pick up his shit, I feel like his bitch."

There's a company that lets you send animal poop to anyone you want to get even with via mail. bit.ly/IN2MxB

@picm06 what happened to your calzones last night hey?

Left-handed people are more likely to be autistic or geniuses than right-handed people.

Left-handed people are more likely to be schizophrenic.

@MOVIDA_JHB tonight is where I am at, Saphroc Basil Androliakos#BOOM! "Sally Elliott: Is Paul van Heerden playing at Movida tonight? #GoodTimes"

@Djpaulange what if my schedule just doesn't allow?

@AbbyRodrig watched a snippet of Clifton Shores, I have only stopped puking now. What the fuck are you captonians up to?

Something monsterous is on the horizon, watch this space.