Quick! Hold elections!

N95 face mask and hand sanitizer every time I touched something and I still caught a cold at Disneyland. Just my luck. Got a Covid test to be safe and it’s negative. #IdoNotDoSickWell

Noticed #Dune was not trending today. Watched the movie. Now I know why it wasn’t trending. Such pretentious shit. Blah blah blah over color-corrected sl-mo blah blah blah. There - saved ya 2.5 hours.

Ugh Shopify Support you are killing me here. Can’t access anything. 😬 #shopify

Setting up a new custom domain on iCloud. Hit “manage” and then iCloud went down. Wasn’t my fault! 😂🤣😂 #icloud #downrightnow

BREAKING: California state house has just passed the "Don't Say Jada" bill

Fuck Will Smith. What a prick. That’s assault and battery. He laughed at the joke. Then what….?? Suddenly remembered it was live TV and had to act the part? That’s not how you “defend your family.” Give him an Oscar though. #oscars #outoftouch #willsmith #unecessaryviolence

The auditing Will Smith will need to do at his cult after this is gonna be good. Scientology guys are gonna need lots of tape! #cult #scientology #willsmith

Oh I get it…Texas needs the forced births for target practice. #fucktexas #GunControlNow

Ugh WTF was the “women give yourself some applause” number? Offensive and pandering. #Oscars

Well, that song is just as bad as the movie! #EEAAO #Oscars

Ugh. I hated #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce that move was 2 hours too long and soooo repetitive. Barf. #Oscars

Didn't like your movie, but Daniel Scheinert is correct - DRAG IS A THREAT TO NO ONE!!! #Oscars #drag

And in every photo, this lady looks bored AF.

Only reason why I kept my Twitter account. Elon should pay Laz! #BM100

Aurelian Sanchez completed loop five and has finished the 2023 Barkley Marathons in 58:23:12. A bit of a challenge near the end - a day hiker removed one of the books, believing the race was over. #BM100

Fuck you #wyoming - you treat your livestock better than the women in your state.

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Jesus FOX Sports - get your #WorldCup2023 feed straightened out. #onejob