Gotta leverage those connections Off-Cycle IB Intern, SIE

Teams 😂😂😂

PE-backed Crumbl

Pope-managed index fund when?? Need those Godly returns

Investment banking

Love DeChambeau but man we gotta pls fix that pronunciation of ‘EBITDA’, thx

Thrilled to announce

Leaving PE for Corp Dev

Baird banker bag spotted on vacation. Dude was definitely an MD. Had to resist the urge to pull out the Industrials article

Wild that people actually think like this. “The world is against me” “It’s literally impossible to _____” Get out there and make shit happen

We don’t really care 🇺🇸

Happy 4th 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Last one to leave the office today and it’s 5:45p

Fun fact: in the corporate world, if you wear a button down to work instead of a company branded golf polo, they take you out back and execute you

Blanket statements like this are always rough and this one is pretty clickbait-y but oh well. Before becoming a father I would have probably agreed with this. But man this is a great way to live your life if you just want to have a bunch of money with a wife and kids who only

A lot of people are overly politicizing this and saying it’s a ~step towards fascism~, but the numbers speak for themselves If a show is losing $40M per year, it’s gotta go lmao. Otherwise, it’s like trying to save record stores in the age of Spotify. Linear TV is in decline

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10 things Taylor Swift’s engagement has taught me about B2B sales:

Next week: “IB Analyst at Baird suffers heart failure after consuming 4 Zyns at once, calling it a ‘quad Zynner’ and stating it’s ‘totally safe because Robbie Kennedy said so’”