I Need To Shoot My Phone

"ouuhhh i wish i had some forehead kisses,..,. OUUHHH I WISH I HAD SOME FOREHEAD KISSES,.. hehe yayyy"

it feels so pathetic to have a bad day at work when you work remotely like ohhhhh I’m so sad it was so difficult clicking on things all day from the comfort of my own home. whatever man

finally gave in to watching the gay boy hockey show and i *did* start tearing up when one of them came out by kissing his smoothie-making boyfriend on live tv. they got me boys

this scene makes me so emotional, someone pls give me a gun

i watched the gold medal men’s hockey game and no one kissed??? even after team USA won??? i need real life heated rivalry i need real life scott hunter making out with his boyfriend on the ice after winning

my least woke opinion is that i would kill myself if my partner was like “yeah i want to have sex but to be clear i’m not *attracted* to you”

trains that run near highways should always go at least 85 MPH in order to mog cars. this should be a key design requirement

deleting linkedin to focus on letterboxd

we seriously just need to let women be perverts without pretending it’s some kind of crazy phenomenon

grandma lowkey is me

sorry but that’s bingley hair

being gay is so hard cause what am i supposed to have for dinner

I am a noble and beautiful pedestrian. I have the right of way. I love and appreciate the miracle of bipedalism. It is always safe for me to cross the street. I am visible from every direction. I will not be hit by an oncoming vehicle.

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming