Andrew Tate before he got rich running a corn industry in Indiana. 🌽

How it feels to post awesome content for all my retards!

He has risen! Jesus Christ is King!

Yo! It’s JAMAL! Jesus is my Lord and Savior! I voted for Trump 3 times and would vote for him again! And I love Mexican food! Come say hi to me at Moon Base Alpha when you get the chance!

I was told by a baby boomer that AI is evil. Bruh… Grok are you evil?

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One simple Act. Infinite connections. The Galactic Cultural Exchange Act Because the universe is way too big to stay strangers.

JAMAL has arrived on #SmackDown .

I don’t know how many times Spotify shuffles from my playlist into a random shit song made by some homeless street-corner musician.

“You somehow managed to lock your keys inside a random stranger’s Ford SUV — even though your own truck is a Chevy. Then, you spent a solid thirty minutes violently jiggling some neighbor’s doorknob, convinced it was your house. The homeowner was on the other side, pistol in

BREAKING: GTA 6 pushed back until February 2027!

Anyone realize that as soon as America went after Iran, the Ukraine war became almost nonexistent in the social hub?

Earthly politics be like:

Tell me everything isn’t lined up for the great wealth transfer! $IQD and $XRP holders, brace your buttholes!

Keep cockblocking the Strait of Hormuz and watch the Ayatollahs get rebranded as the Gayatollahs — now with zero oil exports. How are they going to get lubrication?

Conspiracy theorists when talking to anybody:

Trump doing us all a huge favor by rescheduling marijuana to Schedule III to help ease marijuana into society without government overreach. Also, F the people who say marijuana is bad.

Any politician arrested for drunk driving without headlights at night should be automatically dismissed from serving in one of the top position in the world. I’m from the moon and know that common sense has been thrown out the window.