Indian Twitter coming in hot too!

joker: if you kill me, you can save all these people batman: no, if i kill you, that means that i'm no different from you joker: batman: joker: have you ever heard of the trolley problem

Wut?!

Post docs applying for PI positions x.com/ClownWorld_/st…

elon musk [parody] [humor] [any individuals in this text (referred to henceforth as “the tweet”) are named on a satirical basis] [the tweet is not a statement of fact, with protection as codified in 17 USC §107 & affirmed in Hustler Mag v Falwell (1988)]: boy i love sippin piss

11,000 people lost their jobs because the world's biggest dork predicted we'd wanna put on VR headsets and attend work meetings as floating cartoon characters

Or another postdoc

Imagine people who died on the titanic finding out we compared that to this

You're laughing. Instagram accounts that gained hundreds of thousands of followers entirely by posting twitter screenshots are losing the source of their livelihood and you're laughing.

i hope historians will study this moment as an inflection point in the age of billionaires. the arrogance and power of one foolish man is going to destroy the public square of the internet, and countless livelihoods, for absolutely no reason. will society hold him accountable?

Think of people around the world tonight who need Twitter to get their voices heard, to document human rights abuses and injustices, to get attention, expose war crimes, and more. All of them could be about to be cut off because the world’s richest man wanted to own the libs.

NEW: The designers leading Elon Musk’s Blue verified project are out, along with the lead web engineer. Many Twitter employees who maintained critical infrastructure have resigned. This is going to look like a very different company tomorrow.

They’re cooking his ass at Twitter HQ 😭

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My alma mater, ladies and gentlemen! Makes me so fucking proud 😒 Purdue University Purdue Northwest (/s for the idiots that will inevitably think I'm being serious)

Go home AI, you're drunk

What the actual fuck!