ill tear that shit down like they did to the confederate statues

naturally gen z is being represented by a straight twink a queer woman and an alt dream girl

Canadian hockey twitter ran into the behemoth that is college football twitter and it’s been exactly the massacre you would expect.

The day I stopped expecting athletes to vocally agree with me was the day I started enjoying sports more btw

Scott Laughton come home

86 years ago today, Woody Guthrie penned “This Land Is Your Land” in response to Irving Berlin’s “God Bless America.”

All the people having meltdowns over hockey players being conservatives should avoid trying to figure out the political leanings of baseball players at all costs.

came across the word ‘stot’ in a book & didn’t know what it meant so i looked it up and the definition said ‘another word for pronk.’ am i having a stroke?

“women’s worst fear is late marriage” mine is being on Jeopardy and the person Ken talks to before me has the most hilarious, quirky story and mine is mediocre

usa hockey declining #that invitation because of “scheduling conflicts” but accepting flavor flav’s my stomach 😭😭😭

The closest one can ever feel to divinity is being on a Jeopardy hot streak in your parents' living room

"someone could have a rock inside that snowball and they would be hitting the cop with a rock!!" alright well idk man maybe don't be in a profession where someone wants to beat you endlessly with rocks i guess

I am ultimately pro-blizzard because it is the only weather event which is disruptive enough to shut down work, but gentle enough to let kids play outside. It's nature's only mandatory holiday.

every single women’s olympian should be handed a gun. summer, winter, paralympic, it doesn’t matter. they all deserve a gun.

he let in the same amount of goals in one game that aerin frankel let in throughout the entire olympic tournament.

the men's hockey team having to go to a 90 minute propaganda speech given by a ranting, senile old pedophile while the women's hockey team gets to party in vegas with flavor flav, wow, sophie's choice

a summary of ilia malinin's 2026 olympics: - helped win USA a team gold - flopped in free skate and no ind medal - mental health advocacy, got a therapist - tear-jerking, powerful gala performance - left with 13,467 dating scandals a few gfs and a bf, apparently what a king 👑

Ik the secret service held up the paint swatches to trochek during that visit